Jun 30 2015

If I get sick again all winter because some bratty, hipster parents refuse to vaccinate their “pure” kiddies and then take them to Disneyland on a plane, I’m going to go lawless. I’ll vaccinate the little toads myself. Read more

Jun 28 2015

I celebrate every Kardashian birthday with copious amounts of booze. I used to do it for the Duggars but my old nemesis Alcohol Poisoning decided celebrating 332 birthdays a year was “excessive" and intervened. Read more

Jun 26 2015

I’m still impressed and yet equally annoyed that somebody is going to become a billionaire off the revolutionary invention of essentially making it easier to attach a camera to a stick.