I like to imagine that each week Decker is in a closet, deep in meditation, and a ball boy has the task of dramatically interrupting him and saying “Mr. Decker... it’s time”

But the thing is, she probably genuinely believes that it is. The same way that she genuinely believes that Jesus was 6'2" with blond hair and blue eyes.

9/11/2001

If my husband was too dumb to find his way out of a locker room, I’d keep it to myself.

Consider this the latest reminder that SMU didn’t field a decent football team for a quarter of a century because some overly enthusiastic boosters gave some cash to a few players, but a program that systematically enabled the rape of children for decades is now a top-five ranked team. Burn Happy Valley to the ground…

WE ARE!

Jay Buhner
Luis Sojo
Mike Stanley
Mark Whiten
Glenallen Hill
Scott Kamieniecki
Jimmy Key
Jeffrey Hammonds
Bobby Higginson
Jeff Cirillo
Russ Davis
Troy Glaus
Tim Salmon

I would estimate conservatively that 25% of my usable kitchen cabinet space is occupied by kids’ water bottles. Of those water bottles, maybe 15 - 20% are actively being used. It makes me bonkers. The other day, I pulled out a sliding shelf to get at some tupperware and about 8 water bottles fell back behind the…

Tyrod Taylor, Mike Glennon, Andy Dalton, DeShone Kizer, Trevor Siemian, Deshaun Watson, Jacoby Brissett, Blake Bortles, Jared Goff, Jay Cutler, Case Keenum, Josh McCown, Carson Wentz, Brian Hoyer

The rating system is very complex and thorough. First Golden Boy Promotions determines whether their money was well spent. Then the NSAC determines whether the outcome promotes the largest money draw possible for prospective fights to be held in the state. After this, all other considerations are ignored.

Betting on a title fight in the hopes of an objective scorecard is like Krusty betting on the Generals because THEY WERE DUE

In no way was this a draw. It was close, but there is no way Canelo took 8 rounds on GGG. Such shit.

I think this is incorrect. As I understand it, it is actually impossible in this day and age to masturbate without the internet.

Before the darts he tried whacking it but missed.

I got caught up in an emotional win, and yeah, it should have been something I did in the locker room

Will 62 homers make Giancarlo Stanton the True Home Run King of Baseball?

Proud Americans were disappointed last season when Bob Bradley—the coach we hoped would be the Christian Pulisic of American managers, but turned out more like the coaching game’s Julian Green—was unceremoniously ousted from his coaching position at Swansea City after only 11 matches in charge.

Probably just arguing about who was Britain’s greatest Prime Minister.

Most places call them editors.

As a child of divorced parents who did everything in their being (and wallets - my mother drained my college fund to continue paying her lawyer) to drag the court proceedings as long as they possibly could, I hope this young girl makes it thru this without any permanent emotional scarring and achieves her dreams.