Fixed! 

“And when I say brother, I don’t mean it like an actual brother, but in the way that black people use it. Which I think is more meaningful.”

I am black and this is one of the few things that is so racist wrong it made me chuckle.

I think we’re both missing a bigger point. Wings is on the list! Wings? Are you fucking kidding me?

Was this the case for Thin Lizzy too? Cause the Jailbreak album is better than anything 75% of these ‘artists’ ever put out.

THIN Fucking LIZZY isn’t on the list either. Criminal!

Steely Dan is the only band that could have Bernard Purdie as a drummer and still sound that stiff. It’s almost impressive.

The weirdo critical reevaluation of Steely Dan is one of the worst things online. They’re terrible. 

The most classic rock is igneous.

Yeah, no. The ump made the call here because Sanchez’s acting made him think it was a foul ball. This is absolutely how it is supposed to work. Sanchez is an idiot for thinking he’d get any calls the rest of that at bat after that bullshit.

Not that this idea is new or anything, but one more time for the people in the back: stating that you are not / don’t want to be political is very much taking a political position.

but the hiring of bowen yang was on point. i’m looking forward to jokes about being gay but this time with an asian flavor instead of the normalized weird chris kattan homoeroticism.  because nothing about that hire says “meeting social expectations”

These guys fight with the skill and grace of three sleepy manatee trying to fuck a beach ball.

These combatants are also well versed in the classic flanking maneuver. By which I mean maneuvering around despite consuming 6 flank steaks per week.

Gronk confidently telling a neuroscientist that CTE can be fixed is strong evidence that Gronk’s CTE has not, in fact, been fixed.

Chief Wigwam couldn’t hurdle a single row let alone break up a beer fight. Blue seats matter.

From the New Scientist write-up:

I find the fact that his name is Jay Dee but his nickname is B.J. for more offensive/questionable than the drunken brawling.

What are you going to do? He’s already ejected. Are you going to send in the National Guard?

He’s obviously just talking about the photoshop image, jesus christ.