If they’re lucky, the English players can take a vacation on McLaren’s luxurious Hair Island.

I’ll get this out of the grey but in the future you really need to do more than “I read this thing one time” when citing statistics.

I like Jokers, only because I play on a roller hockey team in NYC called the Jokers and the jerseys we have are fucking badass.

None shall pass!

I think the gambling-themed names make it sound like a rinky-dink minor league baseball team, like the Lehigh Valley Ironpigs or the Albuquerque Isotopes.

Lower skills. Lower ceiling.

This wasn't speeding. If he was doing 80 on the LIE at 2AM, I'd agree with you. This was recklessly weaving through traffic, making multiple illegal and dangerous lane changes, and putting the lives of dozens of others at risk. I'm entirely in favor of felony charges for drivers who injure or kill cyclists and…

In your opinion, someone fires a gun into a crowd and just happens to miss. How should that be handled?

This ^

Re: #3, I will not have you besmirch the good name of Tim Taylor, he put a barbecue grill in geosynchronous orbit

Speeding really shouldn’t be a felony. Don’t we have enough people in privatized prisons already? Slap the felony charge on when people are hurt.

Is this a shot at the Deadspin staff?

Jabroni is #10

can they just tweet the names of the starting 11? how the fuck am i supposed to know these jabronis by face?

“Peach Tea & Lemonade Vodka Cocktail” and “Raspberry Tea & Lemonade Vodka Cocktail”?

Wanna bet?

It’s gotta be Kingley. The derp level of that thing is off the charts.

I have a theory that Jon Snow is actually Syrio Forel who is actually Daenery’s.

Don’t believe it? Well when was the last time the 3 of them were in a room together?

I rest my case.

Preston Jacobs is pretty much the Alex Jones of A Song of Ice and Fire.