Wait...did you just accuse someone else of being an oversensitive penis?!?

Bullshit, I'm "not an engine part," Albert. If that's the case, then why have people jerking their thumbs in my direction and yelling "Hey, look at this dipshit" for literally YEARS now, huh?

Bad Company man? I’ve always been more of a Steppenwolf guy, although, from time to time, I do indeed Feel Like Makin Love...

Yeah but she'd get heat stroke while feeling "empowered" so it's okay.

That Will Gordon and Albert Burneko don't post more often is just a damn shame.

What the fuck?

This gif is so white that it gets pulled over by cops in bad neighborhoods to make sure that everything is OK and do you need help finding your way home Mr. Gif?

The image.
It’s...

This gif is so White it has a fully diversified trust fund.

Or punters who think they can play football.

I’m not sure a person can be any whiter than this.

i think i celebrated drew winning chopped harder than i did when my Spurs won the title last year. i’m not ashamed of this .

First unanimous Deadspin HOF inductee: Drew’s Fucked-Up Shirt That He Actually Wore On National Television

Whenever I hear about the Frankfurt Airport, I am reminded of a old joke about the airport.

Nobody in LA really flies LAX unless its an international or transcontinental flight. Otherwise, we just stick to Burbank where the SR71’s flew. Burbank isn’t bad at all.

Says a lot about Ferrari that their exclusive only-for-true-Ferrari-lovers car is being allowed to be driven by this piece of shit.

Not to get all Rovellian, but the “brand” that Lexi Thompson has been cultivating includes being out there as a sex symbol in golf. Rory McIlroy was shirtless on last month’s cover; the reason Lexi’s semi-topless presence is noteworthy because girl-boobs are still seen as dirty and man-boobs are not.

Breasts do sell. The best selling Golf Digest of all time was the one with Phil Mickelson on the cover following his 2004 Masters win.

Any plot thread that requires you to go back 3 books, to a single scene, to remember the last development, is not a good plot thread.