Stop fucking with the game, Maaaanfred you clown. 

Ever heard of the Pinto?

It’s weird that ambulances and fire trucks don’t just rely on some guy named Jimmy from Queens to yell at people until they move out of the way!

Get a bell, dipshit. Or if not, I hope you’re calling out to warn when you pass people.

Why take the depreciation hit so frequently?

Now we’re talking.

Jesus christ, David. It’s a fucking death trap. Legal department, call on line one?

Hey, it’ll look great sitting in the mechanic’s lot!

Great if you’re a cop!

Just get a pre-owned Outback, good lordt.

Jason, you imbecile you absolute bell end. 

Nah. 

You’ve obviously never been to Burns, OR. Or hell, Gresham. 

I’ll allow the college towns like Ithaca and Eastern LI, but that’s it. 

You can’t have Missouri be entirely in the Midwest and also partly in the South sdkjahsdfkjahsdfm fu ck.

Typical work from Albert. Screaming unbelievable nonsense at the top of his lungs to God and Man, and his own damned mediocrity.

Who gives a fuck. 

Eh.

Well if you feed the rats to the cats, and skin the cats to feed the rats...

I’m pretty sure that you’re on your own here.