Jesus fucking christ, apparently Deadspin will hire any idiot to excrete trash onto a page. Like literally everyone going back to the earliest cities in human history has despised the rat for the diseases they bring.

I’m going to help you dinguses out. It actually sucks ass when the same team wins every year!

So pee really is stored in the balls.

Am I the only one here with a weird boner?

Fucking Mongoloid!

A spherical object into a cylindrical object. C’mon man!

Yeah, I have to agree. How many times would Kawhi have to attempt that shot in order to make it again in the same manner, including the three bounces? A million?

You’re confusing Bayern (Bavarian) Munchen and Bayer (Owned by Bayer AG) Leverkusen.

This is a dumb as shit take. Do better, for the love of god and the continued goodness of this website.

Bosniaks were a plurality within B i H, not a majority, which makes quite a bit of difference in the calculus of blame.

And this is a whitewashing fit for Edward Herman.

He’s worked at Deadspin for so long that his thoughts come pre-written with hyperlinks. 

Is this Billy’s alt?

Take a fucking hike pal.

I’m imagining their pitch to the labels:

Yeah, this is a bad take buddy.

The dog even speaks a foreign language!

Yeah, how could they ever compete for storied history with a team like Manchester City...Er, hang on a second...

“...lame expansion team in Seattle”

This. This is the correct opinion.