Bloody WAR-monger!

Have you seen how bad the Angels have been? He hasn’t lifted them to contention, but he has kept them semi-relevant. 

How on earth did the Rangers just not walk him in that situation, Bonds-style, when everyone else in the lineup is a literal pile of shit.

It’s...not good when 59-year-old Albert Pujols is your second best hitter.

Hi, you may be new to baseball and all of its arcane rules. An at bat means recording either a hit or an out. A plate appearance may also include a walk.

Wrong, bitch!

Pope Thrower has a tough draw with Deicide Huxtable in the S16, otherwise I would’ve had them in the F4. 

Pope Thrower is just so simple and pure. 

Watch out for Pope Thrower and Raymundo Mundo as double-digits seeded underdogs. Final Four: Truman Peyote, Deicide Huxtable, EDW, and the infamous Jizyah Shorts.

Big Nietzsche fans, apparently.

Grifters gotta grift.

“The penis had blackened and swollen to five times its normal size...”

Yeaah, nah. 

Fuck off. —millions of indebted students.

Fuck no. 

Christ Billy, it’s not rocket science when you have a team with Pogba, Lukaku, Martial, etc. 

You’re a useful idiot for the capitalists. Cash is quick and secure, and prevents card issuers, banks, and the merchant from recording your data for later use/sale. It’s also ethically preferable to making the merchant pay a small processing fee (that’s probably passed on to you, regardless). 

“Everyone”.

A lot of teams ask their 270-290 # edge players to drop into a shallow zone as part of disguised coverages, it’s not like a team is going to put Oliver at mike.

It’s not that he might be better at db than qb, it’s that he’s not a top 8 qb in the draft class and thus teams are trying to find a way to get an otherwise plus athlete on the field.