David Stern gagging on water dot gif. 

Hey fellas, is it gay to win a super bowl?

I mean, it was fine. Defense is cool. 

“...southern like D’Ambrosio...”

Dave, for the love of god, work on your posture! It kills me every time I see you.

Hey, he had like 30 dingers in Seattle one year!

Please, Croxteth is to Liverpool as Jersey City is to New York. 

I mean, whole or even 2% is fine—it’s fine, really. But I feel you. 

Here’s the only way to fix the Hall: a) create a secondary advanced metrics hall to keep the hair splitters happy, and b) vote for the existing Hall entirely on the basis of I-knows-it-when-I-sees-it feel. Martinez, Bonds, and (grudgingly) Clemens, in; McGriff, Berkman, Rollen, out. When you’re creating such a…

Buddy, they won’t even let *Me* fuck the holes!

Football coaches, in general, are not what we like to call *intelligent* people. They may have an obsessive and encyclopaedic knowledge of skinny posts or whatnot, but as a matter of general emotional intelligence they’re somewhere between Labrador retrievers and your average 15-year-old boy.

Always thought it was a proper rug. Bravo Toni!

I...don’t think Kaep wants any part of that team. 

Very Dad at the Y to tweak your knee after schooling a younger guy in the lane. 

Sure buddy. 

Fuck the Mariners. 

You probably also love the boat races, garlic fries, and 1995 (still fucking that chicken!) highlights. 

Buddy, they won’t even let *me* fuck Gritty’s hole!

Leicester has been spending like a top-8 side since their championship, so with greater investment comes greater pressure on the gaffer to win. They’re not little old Burnley or Bournemouth. 

I mean, it’s the equivalent of beasting the UCSB Gauchos. But whatever floats your boat.