Ertz = obviously a touchdown; ball crosses plane as a runner.

Amazing that you got Rivers Cuomo’s idiot brother to help you cook!

Well listen here you rabid cunt, that would mean that the inside of the shoulder doesn’t get browned. And we can’t have that now, you slobbering slattern.

Trapped on 100,000 pounds a week, you fucking berk.

5/14 on 3s is “unstoppable”? Fuck ass Kobe kind statlines can get on out of here.

Seriously man? Get fucked.

Ahaha, fish on!

Jesus Christ, nobody cares about that shit. Ryan Giggs? Lol

What on earth are you blathering on about? Apart from the mid-90s (Italy) and maybe 2010-2015 (Spain), the Premiership has been, and will be for the foreseeable future, the most talented league in the world.

Hi Bill!

Bill and his acolytes have always fucking sucked ass, I’m sorry people couldn’t see that back in 2005.

What was Funchess even doinggg?

DO yourself a favor and listen to the Oneohtrix Point Never flip of this song.

I think the best argument against stats in relation to the hof is that they’ve ascended in the general discourse as a tool for quantifying the absurd salaries now given to players (and of course the absurd revenues acrued by owners). You can see them as part of the society-wide market turn that values profits and…

This. The entire article could have been a single sentence saying that Lingard isn’t de Bruyne, Hazard, or Coutinho and left it at that.

It’s brought up all the time with Ronaldo and Messi.

It seems likely that separate branches of the military-industrial complex don’t always communicate with each other, and that one branch may mistake experimental work done by another branch as a potential ufo sighting.

The problem, dear Hamno, is that the rich are still powerful enough to squish you without breaking a sweat. Like Mao, you need to be spending your time building capacity in the mountains.

Not to be pedantic, but the point is that total control doesn’t exist under either regime. The whole point of the star wars is that control is fungible and contested, and that the messiness of the republican era was still preferable to the order and “stability” of the empire.

Except that the only way that Dern’s character redeemed herself was pulling the sort of dumb sacrificial stunt that she had castigated Poe for pulling.