Don’t be a fuck ass sheep, and just use a normal dish towel that you can throw in the laundry.

Don’t be a fuck ass sheep, and just use a normal dish towel that you can throw in the laundry.

It’s Latvia, not Siberia you illiterate twat.

Reach beyond your miserable biases, Chris, and bask in the warm embrace of the brilliant basketball being played by Marvin Bagley Jr! It’s fine, the water is just fine.

Oh please, spare us the outrage for a guy that will earn a max deal in three years.

Burn the witch!

“Haha, dames! Right boys?”

Come on man, you gotta make your own goddamn crust or it isn’t home-made.

That handle won’t play in the NBA.

Well you can buy the car from the internet, but you have to take it somewhere when it breaks.

You’re not allowed back on the bandwagon, bitch.

Tough call between American arrogance (at not wanting to accept responsibility for actions when in another country) vs typical American racism (an arrogant white man demanding obedience from a black man). Team Lamar by a whisker.

Why are you wearing a shirt in the shower?

Hey jackass, you can’t just wave away mass shootings with a single line! It doesn’t work like that. Go tell the families of the people killed in Vegas or in Texas that mass shootings are a “rare incident.” You might need some dental work afterwards.

Or he was driving a booster’s car and Kansas is trying to find a way to disguise that fact.

You’re a bad person, buddy

One thing Vets struggle with is getting adequate dental care, because surprise, the VA doesn’t provide it. So if you’re a dentist or know a dentist, perhaps consider offering your own time or getting your friend to offer care to low income vets that would otherwise be out of luck.

Jesus fucking Christ on a stick, kill yourself for foisting this tripe on us.

Groundbreaking stuff as usual, Billy.

Arsenal, an ostensible rival? You smoking crack, fam?

Oh, are you LAUGHING sir?