Suck my dick, also milk is good.

He’s going to have to improve his stroke first, or finding a vein will be a real bitch.

If you don’t show up for team pics it’s hard to ... steal the show.

FUCK this blue lives matter bullshit. The cop should straight up be fired.

What on earth man. Editors? We don’t need no stinking editors.

THIS guy fucks!

“Fuck off”

Stop being a pussy and get Temple Grandin’s hug box.

Stop being a pussy and get Temple Grandin’s hug box.

Why kinda fucking hayseeds do they grow in West Lafayette ?

ThIs is like a parody of feminism. How about getting outraged over his political and genetic contributions, of which there are many to be be had, than over this absurdity.

Tl, dr.

I’m perfectly happy to stop bringing a carry on spinner as soon as the airlines stop charging for baggage, but not a goddamn minute sooner.

YOU are a child.

Capers are god’s little morsels. What else do you put in your tuna fish sandwiches, you braindead, drooling, caveman?

Morata? Ffs no, fuck no.

Scoreboard, er table, bitch.

Their fan base is comprised of thousands of Bill Simmons-esque dweebs that stumbled face first into supporting a winning team, but won’t shut up about the fallow years.

Disrespect De Bruyne, Sane, and Aguero like that and you won’t last long around here.

Cousins on Cousins procreation always results in an unwanted presence.

Well, there are the wild animals, and by that I mean the two-legged variety, to watch out for.