See now, you can tell this is bunk because if it were then the league would be dominated by scrappy white guys.

Haha, binch.

Lavar, is that you?

Then don’t have a dog if you can’t care for it, bitch.

And now to be the bearer of bad news: it’s not grifting if it works and investors buy your bullshit.

Well if Espn’s own talent *Ponder* can’t make that distinction, then I’m not very hopeful that the mouthbreathers that comment on the website will be any better.

Milk is good as hell, thank you for your service.

a poem with

A podcast? Yeah, that’s gonna be a ‘no’ from me, dawg.

At a time when income inequality is a top issue for millions of Americans? I don’t think so.

Just like the personal wealth of the Trump cabinet not being a check on the corrupt use of government resources, paying the players would not have any impact on this sort of corruption. In fact, any reduction in oversight could potentially mean that more of these third-party bribes remaining secret. If you’re going to…

Oh man, we must be related.

“Jeff Cirillo”

Classic name that Timmy Salmon.

Heathcliff Slocomb and Bobby Ayala. Fuck those guys!

Chris, not asleep, but totally in Alvarez’s pocket.

Ackk, the last time I run afoul of cursed mayo was in a day old egg sandwich at the Tesco’s.

Georgia was about to get wrecked, so it definitely worked out better for him that he whiffed.

Yeah, so what you’re saying is even the “good” cops are power/trigger-happy assholes that should he pumping gas? Great.

On the other hand, what other sport would allow a 37-year-old accountant looking-ass dad to flourish in such a manner. So he’s got that going for him.