Really makes you want to know whether the hookers were meant for the recruits.

Hey bud, try that attitude at Gettysburg and see how far it gets you.

Typical stupid fucking American that has no grasp of the historical process.

Much easier to hit? Haha, decolonize your mind.

Since when have the transfer fees ever gone down?

You fucking wanker, Pat, this shit of never questioning the player holding out for obscene money needs to stop right fucking now. Dembele and Coutinho are little shits, no matter the parallel greed of their clubs.

What about Brian Kelly?

You sound like a peach.

Should’ve taken a marketing course, why settle for less?

That makes two!

Hat tip to the organist.

*Narrator voice* Actually they were.

No, no, no. You know what David, fuck you. These “investors” (read blood sucking leaches) are complete scum for doing this, and I hope the residents sue their nuts off.

The real problem is that ultimately, big money is incompatible with a healthy and well attended league, and especially incompatible with pro rel. If you’re an owner that wants to make a profit then you’d be crazy to buy a fringe club and invest in it under the threat of relegation. Same goes for second division clubs.…

I’m going to out on my tightest ballhuggers and come find your straight ass so I can rub my hog in your face. Fuck you for being a pants cop. Don’t be a pants cop.

Is Beltre the greatest Dominican ball player of all time?

Oh boy, did someone spit on your nasty sweat-stained shirt again at the gym?

“I, uh, did not have, uh, conduct with that woman.”

I specifically called for no racist shit, honey.

“The Irish were also slaves,” Conor McGregor, probably.