Gee, what a surprise that an NFL caliber athlete might also be good at baseball.

That stache though

Nick Daddio of the Cherry-popping Daddios?

So understated and pure.

This outrageous offense against the fine young gentleman, Al Presto, will simply not stand, dude.

Love the guy telling Hayward to “suck on this” in front of his six year old kid.

That can’t be real

Millenials are all like the guy in jarhead: we can’t cum without penetration.

Lacazette wasn’t good enough for Newcastle a few years back, but now he’s a great signing for Arsenal?

Oh get over yourself, love.

“When I hit play, i deleted it (after jerking myself off to their hard, hot bodies)“

WHAts the problem officer, he seems to have the job well in hand.

1994 Jagr was extremely bae

Damn, soo close to being extremely nice.

Paul Blart: Fasho Beach Cop

You should see a doctor if your cock has a vein that pronounced.

Omg. Yet this “man” has credit cards, and presumably, a mortgage.

I’m pretty sure, now, that fatherhood is a mental disorder.

Hey Shep, go copulate with yourself.

Hey Shep, go copulate with yourself.

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