Eat an ass.

Luke sucks. Is that the joke? That’s the joke, right?

Quick, what’s the best way to look like a nouveau riche douchebag from LA?

Wait, that wanker Xisco is still playing? He was a massive bust at Newcastle.

The Tesser looks better because it appears to have a much lower stance, which greatly obviates its bulk.

This doesn’t *quite* work, but it gets a lot closer than the Beemer. Why? Probably that the rear belt line is lower on the Audi, and it makes the ass look more proportionate.

This isn’t difficult, Jason. The ass is too big.

Ugly, ugly, ugly. Looks like a cross between a Ford Fusion and a Prius.

Look, Richard. I know this is crazy, but you’ve almost died twice. Perhaps it’s time to hang up the old driving mocs and retire to a comfortable life in the country.

The only way abolishing the cap would work is if the league contracted down to about 16 teams, and teams played home games in different cities, creating a sort of truly nationalized league where the draw is pure competition instead of geographical tribalism.

Barry: Abolishing the cap will create parity.

Secondly, the players were good but the games largely were not. Couldn’t tell you why, not enough defense, perhaps?

What you almost got to, in that booze-addled brain of yours, is that Simmons is literally the same creature as the people who write endless takes about the creation of cultural meaning in prestige tv for like Vulture or the New Yorker or whatever.

I know a chap in the US that bought himself an obscure lordship in Kent. So if that’s your kind of thing, have at it.

And here it is, aaand I’m spent.

Just because you limey bastards say it that way doesn’t mean it’s correct.

You’re a fucking imbecile.

Yeah, the tickle guy is a psychopath.

Oh is it still a thing in 2017 to look down on smoking weed?

Short answer: yes.