They’re bad questions, Pat. When the beat writers try to tip toe their way into passively-phrased questions they think won’t anger the source you end up with this drivel. Just fucking come out and ask him if the team is more interested in winning than properly treating concussions!

Jesus fucking Christ. Tl, dr.

Even when they win they still suck.

How is the almost-pump not a carry or a double dribble?

Brandon couldn’t hold Robby Cano’s jockstrap

Yeah, this is bad and wrong.

SEE this shit right here is ten times better than Billy’s damn article.

Of all the things you could’ve picked to illustrate the brain meme and you picked that? Come ON, Bill.

PFT is funny and smart as hell though, and his humor just wouldn’t work at a buttoned down place like Deadspin. So they got that going for them, which is nice.

Too long, didn’t read. Poor Arsenal, only won the FA Cup.

A friend of mine got Arod’s signature for their kid at the Met steakhouse in Seattle around 2000 or thereabouts, couldn’t have been more pleasant and down-to-earth. The Texas money really went to his head.

“Whhat the fuck kinda Denny’s is this?”

I was waiting for the punchline, that he’d surreptitiously purchased a stack of Chomskys.

Please, ISIS doesn’t even know hockey *exists*

People (men) that “roll coal” should be castrated.

Come 2025 and your flight will include a complimentary anal cavity search performed by TSAs finest.

You’re either a fucking moron or you’re jerking our chain.

Sounds like Sherman is an “unwritten rules of the game” kinda guy, somewhat ironically.

That Sunderland didn’t fire him two months ago tells you all you need to know about the club.

For non-Seattleites the missing context is that the Times was always the paternalistic conservative paper in town, and the PI was the liberal paper. Unfortunately, the PI went tu a decade ago and so the Times lost any reason to rise above the level of birdcage liner. The news people are pretty good, but the sports…