If Belgium can be a country then there’s no reason that any dozen states couldn’t make it as independents.

Hey, stop appropriating “Irish” drinking culture!

I’m saddened that there are millions like you that entirely lack any sense of perspective or empathy. You’re welcome to LEAVE if you don’t like what Deadspin is serving.  

In all seriousness, why exactly is public intoxication without assault a crime? America is, as always, hot bullshit.

He’s talking about the pigs.

CHrist man, Hillary climbed Everest, Scott and Amundsen reached the South Pole.

You missed the best one: bulk foods aisle. Snacking!

Vacuuming is literally the easiest fucking house chore. What, you’d rather scrub toilets or mop the floor?

Vacuuming is literally the easiest fucking house chore. What, you’d rather scrub toilets or mop the floor?

Beef tongue is too low is you damn moron.

What kind of idiot wears jeans to run or snowboard?

What kind of idiot wears jeans to run or snowboard?

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Buddy, you really missed the boat on Jackie.

I don’t get it.

GEt the hell outta the kitchen if you can’t handle the heat, buddy.  

Well with that ageless mystery cleared up.

What I find more disturbing is that seemingly every NYC media person owns one of these couches, like it’s an Invasion of the Body Snatchers pod person. And it’s annoyingly faux mid-century to boot.

You have the right to call yourself doctor if you have a phd. Them’s the rules.

Sounds like equitably compensated workers’ committees. Though I do want the nice jewelry; nothing exorbitant, mind.

Was that ... Swiss German?

Oakley innocent!