A haircut and a bike.

This is worse than NFL overtime rules and the NHLs glow puck, *combined*.

So he cynically voted for the nazi in order to get lower taxes? Crazy how that worked out. Hey, maybe this will be his wake up call, and he’ll come out for the Dem next time.

Why would anyone say that bruh? Sounds like you’re projecting.

Who gives a fuck, it isn’t the Hall of “Good Teammates.”

Filming a cop isn’t in a grey area, it’s fucking legal you normalizing ass sonofabitch.

We gotta get Tim to turn gay for the lord.

At Christmas some of my cousins professed their love for those ugly Nike Air Dads (Monarchs?) that look a lot like the Currys. What is it with these people?

What the fuck is 1.9 billion dollars being spent on a stadium for?

In this case you would have to say “suburban moderate” rather than “white moderate.”

No street should be closed for a presidential motorcade. It’s an abrogation of our freedom.

There are SO many libertarian fuckheads today defending these CBP creeps because they’ve never read Arendt in their life. But even if you haven’t read the original texts, what kid gets out of middle school without learning the Nuremberg defense doesn’t fly?

Gee, hiring an unqualified, white, media figure. Where have I seen this movie before?

JUst think, being wrong on grilled cheese is literally the high point of your career to this point. Congrats!

Mother? Is that you?

It’s illegitimate because of the 3 million vote deficit in the popular count. Jim Crow was “the law” but it sure wasn’t fucking legitimate.

SO when I daub my nose with Carmex are you going to be there to call me out for sniffing coke?

You’re a gigantic baby.

Those are Timbs, aka work boots, you fucking dork.

Somehow you’re both right, and wrong.