Good video, shit song.

Clearly the real star of this show was the elephant.

That feeling when you’re so radical that you start believing in the need to protect norms. *Mr Krabs meme*

Hey get fucked, buddy.

*Patron

Why would anyone want to watch this shit?

He may be a hack but how on earth is he less qualified than Alan Pardew or Joe Kinnear?

Only the second time that Moore has been dunked on by a Seattle-based athlete after that 1 on 1 matchup with The Glove in the 90s.

You tasteless boors clearly just haven’t had the pleasure of real German bologna on a toasted pretzel roll with all the got damn fixings.

Is that a threat?

I never root for the cops in these situations.

I kinda agree with this. Drew’s a good enough writer to where he doesn’t need to lean on mailed-in sub-Simmonsian formatting to be funny.

“Splendid!”

Your joke was a good try—or process, if you will—but like a Jahlil Okafor jump shot, it missed the mark.

Gee, you would think they’d rather win *and* have the team be “academically active.” What a concept.

Alan Pardew could use a change of scenery.

Gus is a fucking abomination.

Safety!

It’s not like Pep to play for extra time.

Counter-counterpoint: you are wrong and bad.