This isn’t to excuse Eyre Festival, but if you are willing to fly somewhere and pay over 1k to see a music festival headlined by Blink 182 I just am never going to feel sorry for you.

LET HE OR SHE WHO HAS NOT ACCIDENTALLY FORGOTTEN ABOUT MEMBERSHIP IN A NEO NAZI ORGANIZATION CAST THE FIRST STONE

I wonder how many Apache fellas called the hotline number about those abusive white people taking their lands and infecting their people with diseases.

Thomas D. Homan. Thomas Dee Ho-man. Thomas The Human.

I like Quakers, they seem nice.

The Satanic Temple and Unitarianism seem pretty OK to me.

How has Jez made it through the day without acknowledging this happened yesterday?

TWEET STORM COMING IN MOTHERFUCKERS! GRAB YER GALOSHES!

Why not both?

Yeah I’m thinking that ‘five facts about my awesome wife’ tweet is a pretty big tell. She must be PISSED.

Both turn women into sex objects. The one because he talks about (and likely does) grab their sexual parts, and the other because he cannot even fathom spending time with a woman *without* it being sexual in nature (and therefore disloyal to his wife).

Yeah, that is the behavior of a man who is either A) fucking every woman he can while maintaining an absurd public persona of a faithful husband, or B) someone who thinks that have so little self-control that if they are ever alone with another woman their dick will just somehow automatically end up inside that…

And it also shows that perhaps his love and respect for his wife is a bit tenuous. Or that he’s got some deep self-control issues.

That’s not being faithful. That’s being insulting to women.

Love that this “accidentally single handedly started an HIV outbreak” motherfucker is the face of responsible conservatism.

Jumping/falling from heights is one of the most popular methods to commit suicide in NYC. The reason for this is two fold: lack of access to the most commonly used method nationwide (firearms), and an unusual amount of access to extreme heights.

Successful people commit suicide. Black people commit suicide. Muslim people commit suicide. The police obviously need to rule out every possibility of foul play. But based on this post we know nothing about her personal life, if she was suffering from depression, having financial problems, found out she had incurable…

Well at least these white essay-writers are LEAVING you. They are COMING to Texas, and now we have to deal with them and their attitude that Austin/Houston/wherever is basically like their safety-school.

Here is my essay on why we left New York:

You could be a rebel and post RECIPES, not a 4,00o word essay about how you were feeding your chickens and enjoying some light jazz music with a fruity chardonnay when you were inspired to use your Instant Pot for Recipe X, then post each ingredient as a picture separately with a corresponding paragraph about said…