pls add Alexander to your username

I have a swinger couple friends who know a girl who only fucks marines and this is quite tame compared to the stories she tells.

I’m in the BDSM community and that’s definitely only something that should be said if both parties have expressed equal interest in it already. Since he sprang it on you and sex has been pretty vanilla so far I can see that being a big red flag. Not for sure, he may just not have tact but the most important thing in…

Isn’t that third pic two guys or do I need better glasses?

What kind of heinous shit would a decent college football team have to do, for this to happen on the same scale?

Maybe the cheerleaders did something completely disgusting and amoral, like going to a restaurant with a married man.

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

The fact that Pence is so adamant about the rules makes me think that it’s a mix of paternalism and him having cheated at some point.

Pro tip from a woman: If you want to “respect your wife,” then don’t cheat on her, or flirt with other women, or be a prop in an administration that is an international embarrassment. None of that precludes you from have a normal business relationship with other women, which often includes eating. You know, the thing…

Sean Spicer just said in the daily press briefing that the WH never tried to do this. Which I’m sure is 100% true, just like everything else the WH says. /s

Y’all gon’ make me lose my mind

I’m predicting the showdown being between Going to Bed Early and Everything is Free, because those are literally the two stages of life

Ok... The four of you that picked Jake Tapper being hit over getting a raise... Who hurt you?

This is somewhat related, and extremely important.

Circus peanuts?! Ick. Whenever I’d see them in the check out at the hardware store as a kid, I would beg to get them. They looked delicious! When my dad would give in, I would eat one and think, “Ew.” but then would pretend I liked them so I wouldn’t get in trouble. For some reason I would always forget how gross…

I’ve never tried the cornflake one, but I’ve always been intrigued by it. I like the marzipan-filled one and any of the hazelnut ones. I’ll have to try the biscuit one now. Do they taste at all like these things?

Vodka gummies. They’re a complete fucking mess, obviously not finger food, and really only function as a flavored vodka-delivery vehicle, but then Yay! Gummy-flavored vodka!

I also thought of friends, but this episode:

I think he is actually using this fake rubber hand! It’s the exact same color.

Easy solution-wear a big hat!