I wonder if they will offer pieces from both yore and yesteryear.

“key measure of its annual earnings”

I don’t have a weak stomach but had a hard time with this one. Now I’m pregnant and can’t imagine trying to get through the first episode of the second season. I can’t even see videos of “easy cowboy potatoes” on FB right now without wanting to vom.

This is me right now. I’m 4 months pregnant and we’re only doing this one time. So I’m not finding out the sex, both because I’m not ready for all the essentialist gender shit to start, but also because I’m horrified it will be a boy. I’m not really afraid it will be a terrorist or anything, but, like, how do you…

I’m finding all of my good mixing bowls covered in the stuff. Not to mention there is not a piece of tupperware in the house unoccupied by slime.

We flipped him off on-camera when he was filming some sort of spot in Broad Ripple a couple of years ago.

Came here to say this. I left Austin about 8 years ago for the Midwest and every time I go back, I thank my lucky stars. It’s like one big traffic-filled, gentrified mess of hipster yuppies.

Was he deployed as a marine? I study military mental health and I wouldn’t discount that either the inappropriateness of the fantasy or the inappropriateness of sharing it with you could be related to some residual mental health problems post-deployment.

Every time I hear the phrase “Cash Me Ousside” I get DMX’s “Up in Here” in my head . . .

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I do have to teach for three hours today, as it is the last day of the semester and the strike was not announced until after I had built my class. But I am not doing any other grading, answering student emails, or other work-related admin stuff. I’ve also done a social media blackout. I will not be baking cookies for…

And I thought mine was bad.

Oooooh what is citric acid even?

Slightly off-topic, but can we also discuss Keurigs? If you’re wont to own and use such a wasteful apparatus, for fuck’s sake run some vinegar through it once a month.

Ok, I’m the same age as you, and this is what I remember as well. When they toppled the Saddam statue, I remember feeling like I was the only one for miles who was opposed to the war, and I felt like the media was all on W’s side. But then I was out of the country for most of my 20s. I do remember having a peace sign…

Is this what Drain the Swamp means?

Is this what it was like under the Bush administration? I DON’T EVEN REMEMBER THE BUSH ADMINISTRATION.

It reminded me of the Grey’s Anatomy musical episode. They can sing but not really, dance but not really.

I will take Brangelina for one hour. One hour where there no news signaling the veritable End of Days.

Praise all that is holy for some Dirt Bag. My brain is about to explode with political news. Give me all the Brad and Angelina you got.