Soup . . . and vegetables. I’m vegan and I’ve just stopped ordering cooked vegetables, because they’re always smothered in butter. I never knew this was a thing, butter on perfectly good veggies.

Oh, man, my banana allergy hit in my 30s. I will be devastated if I’m allergic to avocados.

I had no banana allergy until 30, but then BOOM. Banana allergy.

This. I’m vegan, and so bananas are a staple of, like, half the recipes in my cookbooks. But because I’m allergic, NO SMOOTHIES FOR ME. And literally no one believes me, including my own family. Sometimes I can’t even eat banana candy without my throat swelling up.

I am a vegan who loves candy. So sue me :)

No kidding. At one place we would have had to have rented bathrooms - bathrooms. Mad props to the DIY brides or those who can afford expensive planners, but I am not in the business of making sure the port-a-potties get delivered on time. I want to be doing it with my hubby the next morning, not be concerned with…

Yuppers. There will be lots of single people there.

I also don’t want to imply that I went there and got over him with rent-a-dreds (like the guys emailing you). I actually ended up sleeping with an American guy with the same name as my ex for quite a while.

It was for me. But I had a job offer there. So I took it!

I moved to Jamaica.

So much cheaper. If you have Ikea near you, they have cheap battery-operated candles and lanterns.

Love it. Actually, “sexy” has worked for us even though it was an inadvertent choice. It’s helped us avoid flowers, Pinterest crap, mason jars, the goofy “choose a seat not a side” signs mentioned above. . . We’re using lanterns instead of centerpieces and electric candles instead of bouquets. Because sexy.

I think once you choose the venue things get easier. At least they did for me. I had no idea where to start, but we knew we wanted good food, plenty of it; and good beer; plenty of it. Once we chose the venue, we could start to envision what we wanted and it got really easy.

We got so sick of people asking our theme one week after we got engaged that we decided our theme is “sexy.” We told people that all we want is for people to get it on after our wedding. Which is true.

Our website says, “Your presence is gift enough, but if you just can’t help yourself . . .” and then it links to the registry. Does this sound appropriate? Tacky? We certainly don’t need gifts and have reached out to attendants and out-of-town guests personally to make this clear, but we also have a few things we need…

That’s what we’re doing. Saving the old stuff for when the kids turn 18 and the Red Cross when there’s a natural disaster.

I’ve threatened my bridesmaids with physical violence if they get me a wedding gift. I get that they would get me a shower gift since they’re throwing a shower and it would be awk, and I don’t expect it, but the wedding present from an attendant is bullshit.

Almond Milk FTW

No word on whether North has pledged her commitment to the #kyliejennerchallenge.