But it doesn’t take much! Even running can do it! Falling off a bike... anything!

Of course we can’t have her as a president! The US president could never be known for slap-stick comedy! That’s just not done! ...Make her vice prez to Bernie Sanders, though. Cheney proved we could definitely do with slap-stick comedy vice presidents. Look at his hunting stories. “And then I shot him in the face!…

Although, you may get some money out of it if he marries and divorces you. But of all the rich jerks , politicians seem the least likely to leave their wives.

I lost it :-( I hate when phones die...

How do women keep those things intact? I busted my ass so many times pre-sex! Track, biking, swimming, doling out ass-whoopins, water-polo, x-country, hurdles... Like HOW do women not bust their hymen pre-sex?

I cannot condone violence but that doesn't mean I can't ignore it.

This about sums it up.

:( <3

This is really shaking my faith in the intellectual honesty of the Tea Party.

I know it’s not Courtney Stodden but:

This is when you need the doctor and his tardis.

The Only Moral Abortion Is My Abortion.

Can we just abort him?

I just clicked on this quickly thinking it was tonight’s DirtBag and never have I been so disappointed.

“Abortion is good for me, but not for you” - Congressman Scott DesJarlais

Pig.

Can we talk about the costumes?

So if you were shaded in an article about shade...is that shadeception?