I’ve rarely heard it as a legitimate pre-apology and more as a way for assholes to cover their bases so they can play free speech victim when somebody calls them out. But I see your point as to how it can be politely used.

I was expecting her to talk about Harriet Tubman not being the ideal person to represent capitalism, and I can understand that...but this...what did she say? I have no idea what she means.

DERP

Goddammit Mr Corgi, I told you to stop posing as other people on the internet and posting our family stories!

If he is developing dementia, then he will never truly pay for his actions, because he’ll never be cognizant of the guilt and shame he should be living with. He will get away with it in every way that really matters. God this sickens me.

Before he died, my father suffered from dementia. He used to talk like this all the time.

Captain Janeway approves

Well, okay, but I’m not putting on a red shirt.

ENGAGE!

Chicken is like “oh it’s y…oh what did you…oh wait…ok I like it. Boo, that new cut is fresh as fuck.”*

OHMIGOD. Chickens give hugs? That’s a thing!? SQUEEEEEE

I really hope this chicken isn’t going to be eaten. I know it’s only emotions because this chicken is so much better off than other food chickens, BUT THAT HUG. God that hug.

Sorry, I’ll just be over here imagining Allen coming home to a house full of chickens “Allen, I just found out chickens are huggable!!”

Yeah, but which Star Trek ship? (Please say the Enterprise!)

Charismatic, insane narcissism & being good at lying? Definitely actor qualities. Also, when it comes to finding followers it probably helps having a recognizable face. People also tend to trust good looking people more. Actors make fantastic cult leaders or public faces for a cult. Some people worship celebrities…

I want to kick that guy square in the nutsack.

Guess Mr. Morgan got it right.

...now with 100% real wage theft from all of our employees!!! shit, wait, that wasn’t supposed to be in the commercial ...