Good choice, captain.
Terra
terrakinja
Soulmate, is that you???
PRIVATE JET ALL THE WAY. I travel so much and oh my gosh how amazing to be able to bypass all the airport bullshit and squeezing 500 people onto a plane and instead fly in luxury.
First time I get to use this in response.
“I know I’m not the most handsome guy, but I bet I’d look a lot better with your pussy juice all over my face.”
“I want to push your head down really hard while you give me head”
No dice. I would love a little blood sugar sext magik but my partner is a literal dude with an impaired romantic imagination. The few times I’ve tried, with innocuous but hopefully leading messages like “I wish you were in my bed right now,” I get matter of fact responses like “too bad we live so far apart.” :/
I fucking love the idea of using Socratic Questioning in the style of cognitive-behavior therapy in sexting. I’m just gonna ask you questions until you reach the conclusion I’d like you to reach; it’s much more salient if you’re able to get there on your own.
Anything that began “If I was single, I would....”
Mr. Dr. Yoga Nerd MD got really drunk with his friends in like the first month we were dating and texted me something like “I wanna fuck you in high heel black boots”
I like to send awkward sexts because I’m horrible at dirty talk.
Come to Utah and you will meet them! Do you know how many people in my middle school thought Michelangelo’s David was pornography?
If they’re blurring out all the boobs, why can I still see all the hosts’ faces?
“Blurs the Boobs.” Nice alliteration, may I suggest some other ones?
I’m trying to imagine the type of person who would get upset at the sight of boobs in a painting.
I met him a few years ago at an event at Fort McHenry in Baltimore and I'm just going to say he looked really good dressed like a naval officer during the War of 1812...
I kind of think someone from Baltimore is going to have a hard time with a campaign...?