LOL. Extra points for pointing out the *real* victim in this Obamo-Commy conspiracy to destroy America: the American Consumer. Won’t *someone* think of the American Consumer?

I think I’d respect Republicans more if this was their angle, tbh.

(Then this is accurate and you’re wrong sorry buddy)

If by 3, they mean 6 then no this is accurate.

Always, without fail. I have had countless discussions with these types of people and have yet to encounter one who didn’t blurt that out after failing to defend their stance. It comes down to punishment. “The babies” are completely secondary, if important at all.

While I agree this is not good for business in general, I feel like I wouldn’t be put off by this if “ugly” indeed referred to her attitude. Sometimes calling people out on their bullshit is necessary. Remaining silent is giving bridezilla (or other douchebag behavior) permission to keep on trucking through life with…

Ding!Ding!Ding!Ding!Ding! When it comes to abortion, religious extremists always start out sniveling and whining about the ‘poor, poor little unborn babies’ and end up snarling, “Well, she should just learn to keep her knees together”. It’s frankly disgusting and none of their business.

Because really, their body failing is God wanting to welcome them back into His loving embrace, and who are they to say that God’s will is wrong? A waiting period will really allow them to come to grips with the decision they’re making to oppose God’s will and law, and is therefore completely reasonable.

The issue isn’t even premarital sex - it’s women having premarital sex and not being punished for it (men don’t deserve punishment because God likes penises or something). It’s women having any sort of agency or independence or power over their bodies. It’s women daring to demand that they be treated like human beings…

That appendix has just as much right to be here as you do! Just pray about it. God will help you solve this.

“All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.”
That’s the real issue.

ZING

I know you think you need this triple bypass, Congressmen, but I’m gonna give you three days to pray on it. Have you spoken with your pastor yet?

Maybe if you think real hard, you’ll come to the conclusion that an appendectomy just isn’t the road you want to take.

It’s both. They hate anybody who does either.

I’m sorry that your appendix is infected and ruptured, Mr. Smith, but you’re just going to have to wait until Sunday for us to take it out of you. That’s the law.

Well then get your god out of my vagina. That’s all I got for that! :)

This is not even remotely feminist. The aren’t you adorable, women’s issues are small animals and children, is completely medieval. This could have been written by a 1950s ad man.

So punchable.

That poor woman is a layer cake of terrible judgement. I hope that she is able to get the help she needs :(