Yeah but then there’s the 10 minutes of crying afterward

I’m just going to leave this here....

The old rumor is he has an open marriage. Does anybody have any proof? No. Does that stop me from picturing him singing “I like fuck-ing strange pus-sy” to the Nationwide jingle? Absolutely not.

Top fucking notch.

Them duke boy are gonna be in a whole heap of trouble.

I like that the other guy was screaming in “pain” until he realized just how badly Garrido was injured, then sprang to his feet and frantically waved for the medics.

“Pussies” - MCL

I (too) was riding the L train one warm Summer morning on my way to work. It was as average a morning as could be with a full load of people on that particular car. Directly to my right was an elderly lady who was probably around 75 years old. Across from me was a Latin family with four children, the youngest being…

Chicago Blue Line: Watched a homeless gentleman stand up, drop trou, (essentially) vomit with his asshole, sit down in the pile of liquid, and then start scooting himself down the center of the train- kind of like the way a dog wipes their ass on carpet? I think he was singing too? While that was happening a woman…

On the Metro in DC, I saw a used condom tied to one of the floor-to-ceiling poles. Just rocking back in forth as the train swayed down the tracks...

I am going to proceed down to the comments now with no small degree of trepidation.

About 10 years ago I was uptown waiting for a train, when a homeless man spotted me and started saying “Hey, n****r boy! Where you going n****r boy???” over and over again. After a while I decided to put my headphones on to try to ignore him, and that proved to be a huge mistake. If I’d been paying closer attention, I…

Went to Boston to visit my brother. We took my 4 and 5 year olds and they were so excited to ride on the subway. We get on and are heading to the beach. There is a gentleman who I am going to assume was homeless is dry shaving his face with a dull razor. He would then clean his face scum off the razor by banging the…

I was on the Green Line in Boston in 90s, when some smelly old dude with broken glasses waved hello, ignored him like all the other passengers. As I go back to reading, the guy tried to reach over and give me an open mouth kiss.

i once saw a homeless woman pleasuring herself with the pay phone hand set outside a 6 train subway station (obviously this was years ago). this wasn’t in a phone booth, but in one of those open phone stands on the street.