In his same comments that day, he had no idea where the LPGA US Open was being played, oreven THAT it was being played at all. 

It’s no small feat to so deftly combine snide condescension with sheer idiocy. Kudos to you, Sir.

Runners need to be alert on base paths.

The losing coaches should look to their own lack of focus on offensive fundamentals, because that’s why they lost the game.

If you watch the runner when she trots back to second base, she wasn’t focusing on the ball. She wasn’t alert. 

Since they are no longer printing ESPN: The Magazine, here’s some alternate reading material for Ray Ratto.

Bryson Dechambeau, ugh. He takes 2 minutes to set up each shot, calculating angle of deflection data, spin rate, humidity, plane of descent, then he steps up and jacks it past the green like other mortals on his way to a 75.

I’m sorry I don’t have time to thoroughly rebut your point.

I’m sorry I don’t have time to thoroughly rebut your point.

Somehow I’ve managed to wander through that minefield unscathed.

Somehow I’ve managed to wander through that minefield unscathed.

I’m old. I wasn’t aware that there was an era when the Outback was cool.

This isn’t something you need to worry about.

This isn’t something you need to worry about.

It’s ironic that people can knock Muslims until they’re blue in the face, but one cross word about Israeli policies, and the GOP is on them like they told Grandma her cooking was no good.

I’m guessing this is mostly a solution in search of a problem. I’ve grilled multiple times/week, year-round, for decades. I clean the grill with a bristle brush. Never had any issues. Maybe I’m just incredibly lucky. Nah. 

Because Track & Field events are divided by gender, the IAAF must determine and define gender boundaries for male and female athletes. It’s a difficult situation for the IAAF.

Bret Stephens is clearly a guy who is pretty darn sure HE HAS IT ALL FIGURED OUT.

And if you ever need an example of a true, full-on 110% prick, engage in conversation with a guy who is pretty darn sure HE HAS IT ALL FIGURED OUT.

Ugh.

He put the ball in the net, and it was fun to watch. Don’t overthink it.

Peter Farrelly exudes boorishness through every movement and gesture he makes. 

One nice thing about shaking a martini is some of the ice will break into super tiny little pieces. When you pour the drink, there will be a frosty little layer of ice on the top of the drink.

Whatever.

I’ve tended bar in the same place for years just outside of Chicago proper, and the Old Fashioned has really soared in popularity there in the last few years.

Purely coincidental timing on the Zion issue, of course, of course....