Post the list. Post it. The list, post it please.

Max better watch it. Trevor will dox him on Twitter for something like that.

When someone in the left lane is passing you, do not accelerate to prevent them from passing you.

I don’t see the “needlessly”?

JFC these chuds talk about their marriage like they’re some high school recrit who can bench 400. “Other scouts said her face was only average but her blowjobs are off the charts.”

Because when I think “better serve the fans”, I think of taking away something free and making them pay for it instead.

TYPICAL RESPONSE FROM SOMEBODY UNDER THE PAYROLL OF BIG SUN!!1!!

Snowballs? No. Because it’s snow.

My brain is struggling with the image of Mo Rocca driving a shitty Mustang. He strikes me as very strictly the Saab and Volvo type.

Rudder comes stuck hard to port.

I judge people when I see their car enter the lot. 

No one said anything about “openly”

Yeah. On top of it, some of these people will pass you which is fine, but they’ll slow down you end up passing them again, because they were never going quick to begin with. Or the ones that you catch up to, they speed up and you end up passing 12 miles down the road cuz they got tired of moving at that speed and…

One tip I’d add is to NOT order iced coffee. It’s often made with coffee that has been sitting around for a while, and isn’t always the same roast. I noticed that when I used to get it, it would always taste different. It was easy to notice because I drink black coffee. Get the iced Americano instead.

These are all great options, but Beverly Hills is not populated by car enthusiasts. So besides the Pantera, I don’t think any of the other cars would get this guy noticed. The Pantera would be noticed for being an flashy (and probably loud) more than anything. The NSX is still an Acura and quickly dismissed. The Z8 is…

Singers begin at $400k, and average $600k.

Or just look at Bernie Madoff. Even if he’s the only member of his family to survive, he’s still never getting out of that (country club) prison.

“How much you wanna bet that Trump has more NA ancestry than Liz?”

“Hogan Gidley” sounds like the name of the stuck-up prep school guy in an 80's teen comedy.

Since > Being that