They also considered instituting a ban on hitting women, but they didn't want to go overboard.

Where is the “sponsored”/”commerce” tag please?

Seriously. Heck, my dad’s a member of the NRA (he hates Wayne LaPierre and every word that comes out of his mouth, though, so I’m not sure why he’s still a member) and he thinks things like gun locks, mandatory gun safety courses, and NOT CARRYING YOUR FUCKING LOADED GUN AROUND ANYWHERE YOU WANT are all really really…

Yep. Nobody takes extra magazines for a photo shoot. Hell, why even have the gun loaded for pictures?

Well, according to other news reports, he was released to his Commanding Officer, which...means his CO had an interrupted start to the 4th of July weekend.

You are not alone. His story is absurd. I wonder if they can get a psych hold on him. He should not have access to guns. And I’m sure if he was black he’d be dead.

What’s next?

Years ago, I was in Galveston, TX, around the time of Mardi Gras. That year, the City has picked a French theme for their celebration and arranged for a famous French pyrotechnics man to do a big fireworks show launched from a barge in the channel. I went over to Seawolf Park, adjacent to the channel, to watch the…

My college buddies and I do a yearly guy trip to my friend’s cottage on Lake Michigan. Been doing this for 20+ years and have about 24 gentlemen in the mix. Over time, we’ve established a per person fee that creates a sizable budget of almost $4000 that we spend on all kinds of fun shit, including a large fireworks…

“Nothing funnier than white people hopping and dancing away from fire.”

When I lived in Northern Florida, a friend and I would go around and drop Black Cats into fireant hills.

I’m sorry, but anti-diaper? What the ever-loving fuck is that about? Does this woman even have carpet?

My son is autistic, and I am sick to fucking death of people demonizing his disability to the point they would rather take the chance of their child contracting a life-altering disease or dying because they don’t want a kid like mine. Looks, he’s difficult, I get it. But is he really so terrifying that you’d prefer…

I’m astounded that we have to fight so hard for our parental rights as Americans, IN AMERICA.

Who’s that again? Is that that squinty eye chick who was in movies like over a decade ago? With the hoarse voice?

A friend of mine from high school (we’re 24 now) had a baby about a year ago, lives in California and is having a hard time finding a pediatrician who aligns with her “values” because her doctor keeps telling my friend she needs to vaccinate her daughter. My friend’s reason for being an anti-vaxxer? There are more…

Increased anecdotal evidence

“I’ve never argued that vaccines don’t work. I just don’t think you need them. There are so many maladies now that used to be rare and now are much more prevalent—things like allergies, ADD, asthma, migraines, autoimmune disorders, chronic fatigue, colitis, more colds. I’m not saying vaccines cause any of them, but…

This story, plus the one a week or so back about how she treated Jason Lee’s ex when she left Scientology (and her newsletter!) means that Jenna Elfman is officially dead to me. Dharma is a lie.

I’m sure Charlie Sheen would be more supportive of vaccines if you could snort them.....