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TeresaM
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I never met putin. We talked on the phone once. We bumped into each other but I didn’t realize who it was. We had dinner once with other people and didn’t sit near each other. We talked about Miss Universe. We talked about how hot Ivanka is. We talked about how hot some hookers are that look like Ivanka. We shared

Im seriously thinking they are going for a “You cant find me guilty if I prove Im guilty first!” strategy here.

Going from “I never met Putin” to having a conversation with the guy about “the most beautiful hookers” is a hell of a 180.

I love how she ends comms with “Have a good day.” and “Thank you for the assistance.” in a calm and cool manner. Like hey I lost a chunk of plane and a passenger so my day is shit. I hope yours is pleasant.

After listening to the audio, and how chill she was during the whole landing, I was expecting her to put in a lunch order for her and the co-pilot.

The women in my family have always said, “how you get ‘em is how you lose ‘em,” but this feels almost too on the nose.

I know exactly how to stay monogamous in a partially long-distance relationship: Don’t become romantically involved with other people.

I feel bad for Khloe but...

Didn’t something similar happen when he started dating Khloe? Wasn’t his then-girlfriend pregnant or just had a baby? Dude has a pattern.

If I didn’t want to have a gin-and-gin with The Queen before reading that article, I do now. I wanna be that snarky when I’m in my nineties. (Hell, I’d be happy to be that snarky now.)

Who already has a one year old son with an ex-girlfriend. Doesn’t sound like a solid choice for a long-term partner.

It could have been added as an addendum to the post considering this law was put forward in regards to: speaking fees, Snooki and Rutgers University. Which is being used as the example to compare to what Clinton received for speaking.

Truth....right here on this collection of websites, on the exact same day, we’ve got one writer shading Hillary for robbing Rutgers of 25K, and another writer mocking her for not making more than Snooki. It’s bizarre. Life as a polarizing figure must be strange. (And Trump’s still trying to lock her up.)

it’s total BitGhazi.

If Hillary gets paid for speeches, she’s a greedy bitch. If she gets paid less, she’s a failure. If she goes away (to, say, walk in the woods) she’s ridiculed. If she writes a book. If she trips while on vacation. If she has pneumonia. If she wears makeup. If she doesn’t wear makeup. She’s the patron saint of Women

He plays in the top league at the Blackhawks’ practice facility. That’s about it. He wasn’t even dressed for the game, and was the #3 emergency goaltender for both teams, not just the Hawks. He has a Winnipeg sweater with his name on it somewhere from tonight, too.

All NHL teams keep a list of local goalies to call on in case of an emergency. They’re usually old college guys playing beer league. The dream is to get called up to sit on the bench as the emergency backup. This is just unreal. What a night for that guy.

At least Vanessa’s smart enough to get out before the assets are frozen.

I absolutely despise Furbies.. however, seeing my son hug his Furby sadly when a manufacturing defect resulted in a non functioning Christmas present after about 2 hours of use (poor quality control), and saying “don’t worry, the furby doctor will fix you”.. sucked the life out of my hatred.. My kid is 4 and a half...