Palin recently broke off a two-month engagement with a guy named Dakota Meyer after tabloids reported that he had something called a “secret wife.

Oh my god this is hilarious. I am literally one of the “liberal professors” they’re talking about, as in I literally teach diversity classes to undergrads, and you’re not allowed to say ANY of that stuff to students. You can’t say shit about their parents, their religion, or their personal opinions unless you enjoy…

what a bunch of babies

I love it when a group’s reaction to a point you made serves to further prove your point.

Not sure I could love this comrade more.

Mr Stodden is not merely shlubby. He’s creepy as hell. And not just because he’ll always be Eugene Victor Tooms to me.

That's not a chick that's a child

That was shlubby guys, not creepy psycho guys . . . Anyhoo, I have this sneaking suspicsion that ol’ Doug is a lot like his X-Files character.

Erm... who is this?

shlubby bros get to bone hot chicks

You manage to have fond memories over something that your mother made sure you and your siblings never felt scared about. Your mother kicks serious ass.

Germany, 1992. Driving from town to town. I’m getting frequent nosebleeds. Europe is gripped in the worst heat wave in recent memory, and every day the high temp is in the 90s/100 Farenheit. The NeoNazis are having mass demonstrations and, in fact, are legit following us as we go. We leave a town or city, the NeoNazis…

1997, my mom a private pilot, my brother and I flew to a family reunion, from Seattle to Helena MT. We get there to find the entire family reunion had be relocated to a remote cabin. With no way to get there we hung out at my uncles house, and by out I mean outside in the yard until the family reunion returned the…

I have a rule against traveling with my family because my parents broke up in the middle of the night in Venice the summer after my senior year of high school. My mom and I spent an hour wandering around Venice trying to find a hotel room before finding one, and then spent 2 days getting back home, only to discover my…

Not the WHOLE vacation, just the trip there...

Your mom is a rock star.

Thanks. The more details I offer, the more tragic it sounds, which is just ridiculous. (As in, he died the day after my parents’ wedding anniversary, the funeral was the day before my birthday, and I had to go to all my classes during the first week of school with a note asking to excuse my absence later that week so…

OMG...your poor mother

My dad died during a freak scuba diving accident off the coast of Scotland while we were on vacation.

Short version: our family vacation was interrupted when we were detained by US customs and had our RV confiscated, leaving us out on our asses with all our stuff. We took an 8-hour train home.

When I was in fifth grade, my family rented an RV to go to Niagara Falls (our Nantucket home was under renovation and you’ve…