It would have needed some sort of satirical bite, which means it could never have been made by a company that also produces smartphones.

Next up I hear they have an innovative gig-based app that will let people become Amazon affiliate sellers just by putting price stickers on things in their garage and letting people come in and buy them!

The present-day equivalent of the Suicide Booths from Futurama

Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
After seeing documentary I am declaring war against the very bad country of WAKANDA! We must get their technology! #WhitePanther

Lol I hope nobody thought that. By the time he was appointed any thinking person should have known that RNC PR BS was an ineffectual hack and Trump is untutorable.

Well, one city gets the NK missile. Then NK gets incinerated by our missiles. Then we get incinerated by Chinese and Russian missiles.

Also, Reince was the shortest-serving Chief of Staff in US history. He can go start a 'shortest tenure' club with Michael Flynn!

After Spicey it was pretty clear who would be the next to go. Now that the RNC hacks are ousted, the next ones out are going to be more odious by necessity. Fingers crossed it's Bannon? His attempted autofellatio has gotta be next in Mooch's crosshairs.

Well if he's been brainwashed into loving Trump I'm guessing his parents aren't too big on that librul book larnin'.

Here's the relevant poll. The 56% of Republican voters are the stupid ones you're worried about. 10% more are susceptible to the narrative. That's not enough to do shit at the midterms. The 65% of Independents who would blame the GOP are not liable to be roped in by Fox et al.

No kidding:

There's already polling that 2/3rds of Americans would blame the GOP and not the Democrats if Obamacare collapsed. All this transparent talk of sabotage in the intervening months has probably increased that if anything.

Yeah, the audio-while-exercising niche seems like one worth filling. I love to listen to podcasts while I walk but I can never do so while running because my phone swings around in my pocket too much. I think the 6th-gen Nano (the little square one with the clip) was ideal for that. I don't know why no other company…

The 3D was really good. It's a movie with so much going on that just having the extra sensory information of depth is helpful in making sense of some shots.

Oh dang, I had somehow missed that The Punisher is being showrun by Steve Lightfoot, who wrote and EP'd much of Habbinal. I've gotten a little burned out on Marvel Netflix recently (to the point I didn't even watch Iron Fist) but that has me excited.

Yeah it's a weird situation. Diet Coke is formulated to taste more like Pepsi (i.e. sweeter, less acidic) because they had to rebuild the whole recipe around diminishing the aftertaste of the artificial sweetener (even though it didn't work and the aftertaste still suuuucks). Coke Zero was formulated decades later,…

Night Library Technology Specialist, so I'm not really a librarian (though Distribution can call on me if needed). It sounds like mainly I'll be managing and improving the Innovation Lab (which has 3D printers and other specialized hardware) and occasionally I'll have to reinstall adobe reader or fix a paper jam.

I got my first real job!

You jest, but

Probably the worst way to remind people that your product doesn't contain something is to make it 1/3 of the name.