In week 3 it lost 1000 theaters. In week 4 it lost 1200 more. In week 5 it lost 700 more. It is now in 214 theaters.

The $2 theater is showing "Mummy Underpants" and "Boss Baby Baywatch" if its marquee is to be believed.

"How was your day honey?"

Today in "Justice League is going to be a mess": In all the reshoot footage, they're going to have to digitally remove Henry Cavill's M:I-6 mustache in post.

Back when it was released, I said to myself "man, if that Lego Classic TV Series Batcave was $50 cheaper I'd totally buy it."

Lots of Comic-Con trailers.

I suppose it's lost to the sands of time now but I don't see myself recommending cyberpunk-from-concentrate if you were already thinking about reading the fresh-squeezed.

Did I? I suspect it was more than a year ago as I read it in like 2013 and my opinion of it has been going down ever since. I don't hate it - it's moderately entertaining and has a fundamentally sound premise - but it's like, why not read/watch the things Cline is referencing instead? They're all better.

It's so easy to dunk on. It's the The Big Bang Theory of books.

How would you de-age Fishburne? He's always been 50 and he always will be.

Nope, it's a track by Magic Sword called "In the Face of Evil". I wish the movie was gonna be scored with synthwave tho.

Seriously, it opened lower than Jupiter Ascending.

Done.

They knew that the memes unleashed would crash the servers.

Also Michelle Pfeiffer is Janet Van Dyne and the reason Brie Larson is so young is because Captain Marvel is set in the 90's feat. both of Nick Fury's eyes and also Skrulls. (Which I guess means they're going to have to pretend Larson is 20 years older than she is when she appears in later films, which seems weird).

Also this poster

The new trailer for Thor: Pastels is gorgeous.

I think I've convinced my family to go down to Disney Springs and see it in 70mm next weekend! Very excited.

The Lego Ninjago Movie homages Kaiju films by having a live-action cat attack the Lego city in the third act. I'm trying really hard not to want to see this movie but I don't think it's working.

Yeah that was a dumb intertitle. If I put a thousand ingredients in a blender that wouldn't make it the holy grail of food.