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They take giant shiny airplanes! And call for Ubers on their slightly-wider futurephones!

Oh so that's where the budget went. They shouldn't have stored so many caches of explosives around the base.

"It's growing"

Maybe she was a little girl earlier and is now an adult due to the time jump. It's hard to tell because all the female characters look 28 regardless of chronology.

Oh boy they broke out their magic symbol trading cards. Somebody call Monkey Robert Langdon!

Oh hey it's the creature Anakin rides around on at the end of Attack of the Clones! How'd that get in there? And with the exact same 2002-level CGI!

Lol what's this about "the island of Pangaea"?

Did the virus that sterilized humanity and made all the beastensteins also turn the sun blue?

Hahaha she still has strings on her conspiracy board even though it's made of lucite and rises up out of the desk on noisy motors. It's a Palomino!

You say it's been a ten-year time jump, so were these ladies in high school during the first two seasons?

Good point, that resolves my one and only issue with the science on this show.

And before trying to defibrillator him maybe drag him out of the puddle you're all standing in?

Yeah I think they got the same giant airplane fetishist who shot AoS Season 1 to make this episode. (It was call "The Bus" btw and it got blown up and replaced with a chunkier thing)

They also have drones that can run on comically tiny solar panels so technology has clearly continued marching on.

How many times can they say "IADG" in 30 seconds?

Well obviously bears have to be next then.

"The entire world is gonna look like Portland"

Yeah I think it's the closest thing there is right now to 'the internet's favorite show'.

He saved friendship with his song!