Thank you for taking on the utter stupidity of Trump's obsession with "super duper secret military operations" Martha.

"He and I haven't spoken and I disagree"

The First Lady of Arkansas is a notoriously powerful position in national policy.

"If Bernie Sanders was dead he'd be spinning in his grave" - my sister.

@ArtHouseTrump shut down, though, remember.

They know my sheet very well. It's pointy and has a hood, my dad gave it to me.

"I know nothing about Russia" he keeps accidentally saying things that are true!

"In your speech transcripts you say that you hold private views on issues. Is it okay for a politician to be two-faced?"

Maybe don't talk about forcing things into other things right now Donnie.

I was hoping he'd say "Call Sean Hannity". Might as well play the hits.

What I want to know is, how the hell is a Muslim lady an undecided voter?

It makes Heil Honey, I'm Home look like… actually there's some striking similarities.

It makes The Star Wars Holiday Special look like The Empire Strikes Back

He's being a whiny li'l baby to try to elicit sympathy from his base. He's literally incapable of doing anything that isn't playing to his base.

Donald Trump: "I'm a gentleman" Politifact says: PANTS ON FIRE

"Well, it's not every day that you see the stupidest thing you've ever seen." - Rifftrax: The Star Wars Holiday Special the 2016 Presidential debate.

"When I go out and speak, the people of this country are furious!" OH MY GOD HE FINALLY GETS IT

The ultimate winning move of politics in 2016 is quoting Michelle Obama.

I can't believe he's still fucking sniffling.

That's what happens when Ben Carson is your debate coach.