Are you applying to work at the Department of Redundancy Department?

Congrats to SBT for being immortalized as a Lego set.

Harry Potter- Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore, Dolores Umbridge, Gilderoy Lockhart, Xenophilius Lovegood, Vernon Dursley… I could go on. Rowling is hella good at names.

I was amazed at how well it captured the look of dusk and nighttime. It was a very visually dark movie at times, but all the action remained clear and it hit your eye the same way real-life low natural light hits your eye.

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I'm across the state from it. Right now it's breezy and overcast. Later this afternoon we'll get some of the outer fringes of the rain.

1. Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan (rewatch in a theater)
2. Pete's Dragon

Ugh, I got the "everyone came back from various places and spread their weird Midwestern germs around" cold.

5. What component of the goat's facial hair is Cameron Diaz?

It could only be more Canadian if the Canadian diplomat had realized his mistake and ducked back into scribble "Sorry!" where he screwed up.

I wish I could keep finding him hilarious but now I just feel terribly sorry for his children.

Hahahaha yes I had no idea. And he's pulling about a quarter of the vote!

There's some Malfoy-lookin' doofus running for the Libertarian Senate nomination in Florida under the nom de politics "Invictus" and I crack up every time his little picture pops up in the election results.

The first Mechanic movie came out five years ago and was a remake of a 1972 film starring Charles Bronson and Quadrant Jan Michael Vincent, per encarta.

Bernadette Peters

"You diamonds have too much money!"

What's your pet theory about the show's deepest darkest lore?

What fusion do you most want to be revealed next and why?

Does this mean he's not going to buy us pizza anymore?