Why is that?

1. Erotic Robe Frottery - Beware the too-soft Snuggie, which tempts with its sweater/robe ways
   

I’m doing everything for my wedding all wrong.

But, does anyone look at a beauty queen as anything more than a living doll? I don’t remember ever seeing one and thinking she’d accomplished anything of note either for herself or anyone else.Even the scholarship excuse sounds lame, if they put as much effort in studying as they do in primping their grades would get…

That would mean Subway sandwiches are artisanal and I’m not accepting that.

AMERICA!!!!

If you’re taking a New Yorker’s advice on Mexican food, you deserve a mouthful of mealy green peas.

The one (very brief) time that I was on Okcupid the biggest bar that I got on my personality section read as “more drug-friendly” and was just like, wait no, I... I can explain...

I can see this will be a comment section where everyone sides with and backs the rich, famous people so fuck it. Based on nothing I am team Bill.

The first thing is just common sense though. A lot of times when I’m out talking to women I’ll subtly pepper my sentences with sexy words like “penis”, “vagina”, “moist”, and “boobs”. 100% of women get do turned on that they have to immediately stop talking to me. You're welcome, fellas.

I will when people quoting scripture will stop prosecuting, harassing and killing gays, women and people of other religions.

Depeche Mode would disagree.

I vote we replace glitter bombs with glitter bukkake.

Wow. It’s almost like abstinence-only education doesn’t actually work. Who knew?

That’s the thing, though: some people want it taken away, and some people don’t. Both are valid options! Neither customer is wrong for either preference! You do you!

I am a highly educated, incredibly literate dark-skinned Haitian-American lawyer who has family currently living both in P-a-P and in the countryside. I am fully aware of who DR’s president is currently and who has been president of DR over the last 15 years. Not to mention that I was at the inauguration of Haiti’s…

I was the same way. Never could understand what people were so uuuuugh and blaaaargh about the morning after partying. I was all like “Here, have some breakfast casserole!” while they wept tears of horror.