The folks at Target must have read the article too, the Sparkle pink scooter is down to 24.99

Thank you! My 38 year old self will use that punctuation for all it’s worth.

yep , i write texts in full sentences

Lower that age to over 30. I’ve tried very hard to conform to text-speak and just can’t do it.

YUP.

OR they are over the age of 35 and just can’t let a sentence go without proper punctuation because they weren’t raised that way. Cher excepted because she has the soul of a teenager I suppose.

#nofuckingpolyester

I blame Pompeii

That’s great that Kim is demystifying pregnancy and not pretending it’s all sunshine and kittens, but like... it’s way worse for someone who has her issues and DOESN’T have all the money in the world for the best doctors and care and tests and nannies and DOESN’T have to worry about going back to work because she…

I don’t know what it says about me that when I found out my post was mentioned in the article I immediately sent a triumphant text to my mom and sister. I don’t think I had this amount of pride when I found out I’d gotten a promotion at work. But now they’re even more pissed at me that they didn’t get to eat one.

I still vote for the pastor dude. He’s fucking annoying as shit.

“No. Do you make crackers Brian?”

my mom likes to tell me how beautiful I am, and then follow it up with 'because you look just like me'

I am almost 46 with three kids and I would hurl myself off a cliff in short order if I found out I were pregnant again.

*golf clap*

This is only tangentially a food story, but it ends up in a Starbucks, so there you go.

If Blake Shelton is axe body spray on fire then Gavin rossdale is your brothers bod spray “really ripped abs” scent that leaked all over your stuff

Not directly related, but I always found interesting how Colonel Sanders (or “Uncle Kentucky” as he’s known in Japan) is viewed in Japan.

My favorite anecdote is how celebrating Hanshin Tigers Baseball fans threw a local Colonel Sanders prop into a river after winning the Japan Series title in 1985... prompting a…

We don’t always agree on restaurant-related things (pizza, maybe cheese), but we agree here. Shit happens, sure. But if you’re just letting ‘em rip willy-nilly at a public table, around other people, that’s just f-ing nasty.