Menora, fedora, and law. Oh my!

Bernie is basically america’s favorite hoody. A little worn out, totally worn in, too old to care about appearances, and an intrinsic statement on income inequality.

4th try: Egg, muffin and avocado were perfect, but it took so long she decided she was in the mood for a fried egg.

“Also, one time he shaved Kourtney’s pussy for her, because she was too pregnant to be able to do it herself. Romance!”

I’ve been offline all day until a few moments ago.

I would also like to note that the LDS church has worked hard to push back against its leadership becoming mandated reporters, arguing that it interferes with the repentance process. They mess up with stuff relating to sexuality and sex crimes frequently. http://www.feministmormonhousewives.org/2014/05/yeseve…

Eugenics.

I’d rather not. Kim kan keep Kanye.

Is she also one of those people who has total recall of all things imaginary? I have a relative who is constantly on her death bed “remembers” everything and is in urgent care perpetually just trying to figure out if my aunt dated your uncle. If he’s in the Pacific Northwest then Hello Sortacousin!

I want “Felt Up”

OR. How about just instituting a much wider range of sizes, keeping them consistent across different products, and letting me buy a fucking large or a small so it’ll fit how I want it.

I feel so vindicated right now:

Please. Stop. Disrespecting. NIKOLA TESLA. He is the one who invented A/C electricity.

Dolores Bridge is the scariest Potter villian because she's the most real. All of us might know someone who is a little like her.

Just his luck, attracting the attention of the one competent cop in town. Jeez.

Oh no, they’re into it. They have a strong sense of justice.