Sometimes I think about eating people and even I think this fucked up.

Hot. It is typically made with crab, cream cheese, and other cheese-esque ingredients, then topped with more cheese. It is otherworldly, and the best thing Maryland has ever produced.

kill kathy lee, marry hoda because she’ll drink herself to death soon enough, fuck tom hardy

Make out - Will Smith; Marry - Bon Jovi (life long dream); Move On - Jimmy Fallon. Am I the only person who truly dislikes Jimmy Fallon? I can't really articulate why, but I just do.

If I got married I’d elope in Vegas. Flight would be paid with miles (from work travel). Hotel would be paid with hotel rewards (again from work travel). The only thing I would need to spend money on: food, booze, entertainment. Any woman that demands a expensive wedding would be shown the door.

I was just discussing this very topic yesterday at my job. The only bathroom on my floor is a single stall unisex bathroom, horrendously located inside of the small faculty lounge. We have a fair amount of male teachers on my floor. I walked in yesterday to use the restroom, holding my tampon in my hand, not trying to…

I hide all my deepest darkest secrets in my tampon. I know they’ll be safe from prying maneyes in there.

ew.

tbh, I think this kind of thing is even worse than hitting your kids. When someone hits when they are angry, that is TERRIBLE but it shows poor impulse control. When you set up these humiliating situations and share them with the public, it takes some time and thought to execute, and that just shows a sadistic mind.…

I just read through the comments section of the Tacoma Stories link and someone fairly close to the situation said that her father had threatened to put her up for adoption. If this is true, coupled with the hair cutting off incident, it paints a picture of an abuser who should be in jail.

Or how betrayed she would feel that her own father, a person who is supposed to love and protect her, would become a bully too? She must have felt like absolutely no one would support and protect her. How terribly sad.

Ugh, how can someone be so cruel.

I am the most foul speaking person on the planet. Seriously I could offend the most disgusting of humans. But I feel like that sentence would have been more impactful if she said “vagina”. I HATE the word ‘pussy’.

School district administrators are usually guided by a school district attorney, whose only interest is not doing anything that could the school district fined or sued. The people responsible for the school public information and media relations get pushed to the side pretty much instantaneously except to write and…

That’s one of the things I love too, regardless of my issue with there being so much rape, attempted or otherwise, throughout the books notwithstanding. I love that it stays with him, because in real life that would never go away, even if you’ve dealt with it on an intellectual level.

I know, kind of a weird thing to say but one of the things I love about the books is that Jamie never forgets Wentworth . It’s never dropped from his characterization and even 30 years later it takes all but 5 words and it’s all back .

I like to imagine Sal rescued Chauncey and they’re living in the Village.

Perhaps if a person isn't fully comfortable with talking about their sexual safety with their partner or a medical professional, they shouldn't be having sex.

I thought Dr. Ruth had taught everyone to be ok with little old ladies being frank about sex! Listen to Dr. Ruth, people-the woman is a badass AND she knows what she's talking about!