Should she have argued at first? Probably not, though she did cover up the “problem” to comply. However....

How did I grow up not knowing that there was a food called Finnish Squeaky Cheese? That seems sadly limiting and a mistake I do not intend to inflict upon my children.

Not to be contrarian, but why should somebody else pay the tall tax because your husband is 6'9"? The “I need special consideration, therefore I should be able to restrict what you do” argument doesn’t really work (and I know that’s not what you said, but that seems the logical next step in the event that the person…

Legit question: Should the person in front of your husband be penalized, then?

But a BLT is a completely different sandwich!

Why not just combine them?

You can stand under a steamy shower for days, however, and never run out of hot water, which makes it the best place in the world in my opinion. Additionally, while they believe in hill trolls they don’t actually elect them to the highest offices in the land.

Yeah but Dick Cheney has never lived in Iceland, so that’s HUGE factor in choosing it over Wyoming.

It took me a second...but damn!

Wonder how many confederate flag wavers are telling Hillary supporters “you lost, get over it”?

What, you expected me to READ the article? This is still Jalopnik, right?

Kinda. Speed running requires knowledge about the game which you can only get by playing it and practicing very precise, very accurate motions. However having the kind of mind that can pull off speed running means he very likely does a lot of optimizations to normal playing that others don’t even consider. Not to…

This is actually an incredible achievement. Grats to this guy and I secretly hope he gets some cool acknowledgment from Nintendo (doubtful, but it would be awesome).

“Stay moist” has replaced “take care” in my vocabulary.

“Stay moist” has replaced “take care” in my vocabulary.

So are we a host when we have a penis inside us? Does that penis belong to us while we are hosting it? Can we do with it whatever we want? Just asking.

Yes, but they were in AMERICA. In America, we clamp down on your hand like a vice, stare directly into your eyes as a display of dominance and shake until a little bit of poop falls out.

Like you said, you’re not American.

Hello. I’m not American. Can someone tell me why America thought it was a good idea to make a functionally illiterate man with severe personality disorders the President of the United States of America?

Where do you think the Toronto Raptors came from?

This sounds good until you have to use it for more than 1 day. Then, after clearing your inbox for the day, you have to daily cull through your This Month folder to figure out what’s due This Week; then cull through your This Week folder to figure out what’s due Today . . . every single day. How does this work for…