Ya know what takes even more effort than telling your kid no? Actually discussing internet safety protocols with them as soon as possible. These safety issues don’t magically go away when they become an adult. Everything you teach them will still be relevant when they become old enough (in your eyes) to get a smart…

Gonna guess you don’t have kids, so let me break it down

Yeah, if you’re the dork who wears it on the outside of your clothes or digs into it in public.

“They forget you've gotta win," said the Cleveland Browns quarterback.

My opinion was forever altered in their favor after they allowed this to be their official music video for Hopeless Wanderer- perhaps the greatest video the internet has ever blessed us with

It aint about brains son, its about HEART

Tired of all these primadonnas complaining about not getting to play with what they want. Well boohoo snowflake, there are millions of people who would gladly take your place and play for nothing. What happened to being a MAN and playing football in nothing but a leather shell? That’s real FOOTBALL. You go out there…

Legally, under U.S. law and international charter, oversight of the team, including its involvement in Olympic competition, would revert to ‘80s pop-metal favorites Night Ranger.

If we HAVE to stand for a specific song, and HAVE to put our hands on our hearts or risk getting jacked are we really free?

So glad Deadspin is doing a follow up on the “Lou Gehrig’s Tarzan Outfit” piece.

I always thought the Comment Ninja made measured, reasonable editorial decisions.

How the fuck am I not on this list

Buddy, I can call Ty Cobb anything I want cause that dead mother fucker isn’t gonna do a god damn thing to stop me. He wouldn’t drive on roads paved by the Chinese. He hit Guatemalans with tire irons for fun. He tucked his weiner back at least twice a day because it made him feel alive.

yea well you don’t bring Özil to a knife fight.

Greg Schiano remembers.

If this had happen during the Montreal portion of the Rays season, it would have been even more confusing because it would have all been in metric.

It’s an odd fit, Ray Ratto’s shtick and Deadspin.

I treat every trip to Walmart like a raid - you get in, do violence on the objective and get the fuck out, you stick to the list, don’t make eye contact and do your best to ignore the fat fucktard with the Glock on his hip in frozen foods.

I’d like to see Rob Manfred try to make Jim Leland wear a patch.