Take your click. Your argument is asinine and is not worthy of serious consideration by anyone. 

First sentence - breathe instead of breath.  Not being a dick, just looking out.

My take away from all of this is that you can ban people from Deadspin. If so, WHY AREN’T YOU USING THESE POWERS FOR THE GREATER GOOD?!?!?

That poor bat boy.

George Carlin had a theory.

“Some of the folks replying to that tweet claim they can here some sort of crack...”

But if you put it through Google translate from English to Spanish and back to English again, you get:

This one’s for my homie with the extinguisher.

Yes, I would sit with money in my account that wasnt supposed to be there. Because I’ll be responsible for returning it eventually. This isn’t hard. Don’t be a dipshit.

I put my hands up and everyone there was cheering for me security, because they knew there was no reason for me to be ejected from the game I was a giant asshole. As I started up the stairs, people started booing security me.

I do not know how that man is still alive.

I hate your new boss, but I do love my Deadspin staff. I mean, your new bosses can go fuck themselves into oblivion, so I want to just cut bait and go elsewhere, but I don’t want to hurt you guys in the process. So what’s a poor boy to do? 

This is some magical shit right here!

This is perhaps the best thing I have ever read on this site, and that’s saying something.  Thank you for this Roberto.

Depends on the version.

Oddibe McDowell’s water bill disagrees.

This is either expert level trolling, or you don’t know these clips are from two different games.

Rooster.  If you’ve ever been chased by a rooster, they are mean motherfuckers and have no mercy.

He’s appealing his suspension. Hasn’t served it yet. https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/mlb/astros/2019/07/17/jake-marisnick-aj-hinch-hit-by-pitch-astros-angels/1753338001/

I have appointed myself the Kinja art decider.