Weirdly, I get the feeling Strickland is the type of guy who normally loves a big, beautiful wall.

What people don’t know is Strickland walked into that same wall in 2015 and wasn’t about to let it show him up again.

As a Giants fan: Hunter Strickland is such a fucking crybaby.

anyone team Hamburger is a-o.k. in my book

I once bought 24 beers at the same time.

the interview part went south for a variety of reasons which I will detail at a later date

I love shit talking, dickhead Draymond Green.
Yes, LeBron is the absolute best basketball player on Earth (probably ever) and would absolutely kill Green one on one. Yes, James has great career achievements (including the non-measured dragging a bunch of dead ass players to the 2018 finals). But everyone (mostly)…

That’s a designed play right? Perfect for that situation, 1st and third, 2 puts, lefty pitcher. Steal at same time, trip and fall in front of pitcher, get yourself in a rundown worst case and runner at third scores. Or they’re just very lucky...

This is me every time there’s one last slice left.

Superstar?

“He .... has been wearing a soft cast.”

Indeed, Kenny.

If I knew the answer, I would you.

Dash to Death! Forget hurdles, lets see these athletes get through the Nards of Doom or the Brain Scrambler.

Guy LeDouche is my hero.

Oh man... MXC! That and Beer Goggles Theatre bring back some memories. RIP Spike.

Also: Alligators in the water jump.

Right you are, Ken.

To be fair, this whole incident escalated due to a few missed periods.

That whole obit is a Minnesota euphemism for “she was a feckless cunt”.