Three MLB games? I thought the doubleheader was against the Orioles.

“What an ugly, dumb, weird sequence that was.”

“...inside, couldn’t quite finish.”

Who didn’t shoot? J.R.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Counterpoint- he’s a walking anal fissure and moral cesspool that deserves all the scorn he gets.

Actually it’s not booing, they’re chanting “Ruuu” haha just kidding, they were totally booing that bag of shit.

The ball becomes dead and runners advance one base, or return to their bases, without liability to be put out, when:

Godspeed, Ed. Here’s hoping you and Mrs. Ed are having a swell time.

My best, Ed

Came here for this

I haven’t seen such a labored yet appropriate use of Japanese history to make a comparison since the Yankees pitching career of Hideki Irabu was compared to the tumultuous Sengoku period in the aftermath of the Onin War.

A true Schiano-san

I haven’t seen the Japanese cut off at the knees so belatedly since the Bank of Japan overreacted by raising inter-bank lending rates as a result of the speculative asset price bubble, which of course lead to the dreaded Lost Decade (Later revised to the Lost Score, as the condition persisted into the initial decade…

Reader’s World Rocked When He Learns There Is Japanese College Football

He slammed him to the ground like me angrily giving up on the challenge of folding a fitted sheet.

Rob Manfred, later asked if Votto would face any punishment, looked at Votto in his uniform and said, “No, that’s more than enough.”

Thanks for your kind words.

I’ll bet you’re frequently outraged at The Onion.

Eat shit, friends.

(miss you already)