Please remember this when the pee tape surfaces. Please.

Not the first time.

I don’t like this.

Leave it to the Raiders to draft a guy who might leave the field in a Hurst.

From the mug shot it looks like they caught him before he had the chance to go.

Maybe we’re reading too much into this, and the simple answer is the correct answer: the Browns don’t know what the fuck they’re doing and this is further evidence of it.

“As of yet, there’s no clarity on the reason for his glove-corn...”

On the one hand it’s always a bummer when someone who is super talented has their career derailed by injuries. On the other hand though Matt Harvey has always seemed like an asshole so I’m not too broken up about it.

Warriors staff caught on after Shumann was seen getting into Members Only events.

According to the internet, your nickel is 21.2 mm wide. The legal minimum tread depth allowed in the US is typically 2/32 of an inch, or 1.56 mm. If I’ve done my math right on the image you provided, the edge of the coin to the edge of the log (left or right of the beaver, not above or below) should be about right.…

That was boring to you, okay...but coming here to post about how boring it is to you is a valuable use of your time and we all thank you for your efforts.

Say what you will about the guy, but in a pinch, those little yellow bracelets make a decent cock ring.

listen if it nearly killed hitler it can’t be a bad thing

A .4 BAC is a medical emergency. I’m glad his addiction finally has come to light as if you’re not blacked out during this, you’ve been at it for a long, long time.

4 goals for Harry Kane! Incredible performance

You’d think a Packer would know what’s in his luggage.

I made this the first time he hit a home run. Hopefully I don’t need to post it often.

“Would you like to see the empty eyes of a man who’s almost positive that he’s just fucked up, with nothing left for him to do about it?”

yes

Also the title of my sex tape.