Blows them up on Fourth of July, reveals them right before Halloween. They’ll grow back on Easter.

If it’s true that he didn’t know while he was pitching, that means someone leaked that shit before Volquez was informed. And that person needs to be hunted down and set on fire, because that means that dude was pitching game 1 while the whole world knew about his father’s death before he did. And that's fucked up.

Other things Joe Flacco considers too loud and hectic:

No Jerome Champagne in the Tokyo Sexwale.

I'm glad we're not friends so I don't have to be seen with you in the summer.

The Zone is real.

10 bucks says the 4-year old demanded Fells chase him around within 10 minutes.

“Maybe someone could open the baby gate for Daniel Fells?”

Drake is dope, this video/his moves are dope, and your site has increased its dope-itude just by putting this up.

So much for not chucking garbage on the field.

You made an outstanding point if you were trying to sway an audience of people afflicted with some sort of cognitive deficiency that made it impossible for them to utilize critical thinking and logic.

The baby will probably have a bruise on their head, but it could have been much worse. Thank God the fans were only throwing light beer cans.

I begged my parents from the age of 8-13 to play peewee football. They said, you can play in High School. So i did, played all 4 years. My dad coached me in baseball from 6-12 and was always the “Fun” baseball dad that every kid’s parents wanted to coach.

Hannah deleted the tweets because she believes the relationship is capable of being saved, primarily because Klay is quite amenable to molding.

Ladies and gentlemen, the 28th state to enter the Union, but the first in your hearts and your nightmares, Texas.

The umpire who saw it up close called it a legal play. Is that umpire also suspended? If it was an illegal play, it would have changed the subsequent outcome of the inning, but the game will not be resumed from that moment.